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Screw UnknownAggregate ... he sucks

Unlike UnknownAggregate, this rules. Make more.

*lifts up the V2 sign*

wallpaperman responds:

i mad emor ehand thane f
thanks for review and i did ignore the twat

AWESOME

I can see that duet between me and Pube Muppet come some day ...

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Send me your FLA and I can make it happen =)!

THUMBS UP

We're both V2. We both gave crappy reviews to Oli Ash's piece of crap. That means I give you five!

*holds up the double V2 sign*

FleshintoGearV2 responds:

Uh...thanks dude...

Eh?

What was THAT supposed to be?

"Give an old man a spongebath?" - Ewwwww! Why would you want to do that? There should be only one sponge on NG and that's Spongebob Squarepants! Make a decent game ... like one with an all-star cast of:

Arnold Scwarzinegger, David Dickinson, Mr. Bean, David Blaine, Power Rangers, Ryan's Privates.

That would get a definete 5 from me!

*holds up the V2 sign*

MrBigStick responds:

"give an old man a spongebath" is one of the mini games in "disorderly" by zeebarf and tom fulp. but there's a lot worse minigames than that; "pleasure penny" "catch the poop"
"humor the old whore"

and the only sponge i like on NG is wet sponge fancy pants.
those assholes might be all stars to you, but you're retarded for liking them. oh, and if the great supposedly late strawberryclock really is your dad, who's your mom? who thought up your name? i mean, if people were so proud of thier parents that they would change thier name from "billy" (as an example) to
red "the sodomizer" harrisV2, then there would be a lot of confusion in the schools, if the idiots evne bother, because if they choose v2 over jr or the 2nd, then they must be retarded. who the hell is david dickenson, and why would i care if i get YOUR 5, out of everyone on newgrounds? i mean, and you know what i'm talking about; 199 votes of zero and 1 vote of 5 still equals blam.

oh and ryan has no more privates lol

Aha ... a movie about me, ay?

I see that you've made a movie about me and got your facts all wrong. That is not my voice. Listen to my rap, that is my voice! That is the most stupidest replication of the V2 logo ever, don't ever try making a thing like that ever again! And Wade Fulp wouldn't drink me anyway, he has a throne for a me with a golf tee. Good graphics, okayish sound. Stupid movie. Vote 5 for the Clock Crew and the almighty Strawberry Clock Version 1.

*holds up the V2 sign*

TheUnknownAggregate responds:

Oooh! I'm being admonished by pompous fruit! I'm so scared! And if your ego is as large as I

think it is you are probably not reading my sarcasm there!

Let me set things straight... I made this for fun. I'm not interested in perfectionist and

religious reproduction of the V2 logo (I didn't have a good reference at the time anyway).

As far as I'm concerned, a child-like crayon rendering scribbled across your face would do

just as well. I'm not interested in perfect replication of your voice. I don't have the same

TTS engine you guys have and I am not about to waste time hunting it down and fine-tuning it

to match your voice. Microsoft Sam does just fine as far as I'm concerned.

You can stop with the "vote 5" crap. Nothing you say, do, or insert at random intervals in a

Flash movie can override my personal judgement of a submission. Same goes for 99% of the NG

audience. The only way you can get everyone to vote 5 for the CC is to ensure that every

member submits quality Flash. Seriously. After all, you're the king of some imaginary place

that you escape to because you can't handle reality and you're a lonely 33-year old computer

nerd who desparately needs an ego boost--what do you call it again?---oh yeah...

"Clocktopia". As their king, enforece laws or whatever to encourage the Clock Crew to spend

less time flooding the portal with "Vote 5" movies. Put them under a quality control system.

If they make crappy flash, punish them by making them go to Good Clocktopia Flash School

where they learn from the best. If you want the Clock Crew to look good, make up some sort

of "StrawberryClock V2 certification program" where all CC flash must pass your judgement

and receive a "seal of approval" (certified CC flash). Have all submissions from your

members go first to your own "portal" on the Clock Crew website (so you can at least be the

KING OF *YOUR* PORTAL :) ) where you can certify each and give the members the O.K. to send

it to NG (This will also help the NG audience distinguish official CC members from the fake

clocks). From what I've seen, some members might need a spell checker and dictionary as

well; CC members might seem less retarded to NG users if they would stop writing things like

"TEH EDN". JUST DO *SOMETHING* IF YOU WANT THE CC REPUTATION TO BECOME MORE THAN WHAT IT IS

NOW.

I know this sounds strange that I'm giving advice but, hey, at least I'm giving some

constructive criticism while everyone else apparently just gets mad and writes inane things

like "FUK TEH CLOKS!!1!11". Also keep in mind no matter how good CC movies are, people are

going to spoof them or come up with funny things that happen to the CC members, like I did

in this flash movie to create a short-lived character named "StrawberryJuiceClock".

PS. Lose the ego trip. Sucking up to Tom and Wade won't get you the reigns of

Newgrounds.com. Getting the NG admins to designate "Clock Day" is probably the most you'll

ever get. Pushing for more power will just annoy them, so focus on your own imaginary

empire. Claiming to be the King of The Portal will only annoy people because a) it's

annoying through repetition and b) everyone who's read the NG literature would conclude that

Tom Fulp is the King of the Portal because he started NG and maintains it to this day. So

stop it. Become the King of The Portal by creating your *OWN PORTAL* using the resources

(probably) available on the Clock Crew website. You have (seemingly) loyal followers, make

proper use of them or else waste your resources like an arrogant idiot.

RISE STRAWBERRY CLOCK VERSION 2, SON OF THE STRAWBERRY CLOCK! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBB! PH33R THE PRINCE OF THE PORTAL!

Strawberry Clock Version 2 @StrawberryClockV2

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